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Small egg.
Big noise.

A highly unnecessary collection of real, studio-grade butt sounds. Pick your weapon.

SOUND ON, DIGNITY OFF
✳ ✦ 〰 〰 100% egg
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01 / THE SOUND DEPARTMENT

CHOOSE YOUR FREQUENCY

The sound shelf.

⌨ Prefer the keys? 1–9 Q W E R T to play / Space for chaos
THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE GAS

Sound credits.

Real recordings from Wikimedia Commons, trimmed and mixed for the board.